Dear Beloved Friend and/or Trusted Colleague,
I am currently out of office, away on vacation. I will (probably) return on Monday, April 20th. In the meantime, I’ve instructed my workmates to form a support group for those who cannot bear to be without me for 10 days. There should be flyers posted around Building A.
If you need (work-related) assistance, please contact my manager at email@example.com
*Danielle is my coworker and she is awesome.
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